"i knew when i first saw you, you’d fuck like a whore"
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
i don’t hate myself anymore and that’s all that matters
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
fell into another hole again