January 2012
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omg I just wrote the longest wall post ever for Zachary Baby’s birthday, but I’m not gonna post it until midnight
Now I’m off to write his Tumblr message!
Would you guys please wish him a Happy Birthday?
It would mean a lot <3
Zachary Baby
Resolutions are only as good as the person making them
And that’s why I never make any
sea-cum:
I need to stop saying “nigga” so much because one day a big black nigga is gonna punch me in my face
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a single fuck about the new year?
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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
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who else has a webcam?
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
skrills3x:
shut up, 2012 is going to be the same shit all over again.
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cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
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ho-biscuit asked: I'm just gonna drink champagne alone in my room and maybe drunk liveblog all the season finale/beginnings in honor of NEW year l0l get it
ho-biscuit asked: merrgghh I'm sorryyy. But like how many people do you actually think are gonna show up the day after New Years? Very little. I'll just say I was sick and it will probably be accurate because I will probably be still hungover
ho-biscuit asked: extra day off like BOOM. I need it do my homework though, oh god I have mountains
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
